Mermaid
Posted: September 4th, 2009 under Dad Fail, WTF?!?.
Comments: 29
Comments
Comment from steve
Time: September 4, 2009, 7:43 am
he even made a shirt that says “mermain assistant”. damn I’m proud of that Dad.
Comment from Harumph
Time: September 4, 2009, 8:35 am
This is why you don’t give Photoshop to stupids.
Comment from Joel Eb
Time: September 4, 2009, 9:34 am
that skirt isnt short enough, either.
Comment from Manhattan
Time: September 4, 2009, 9:34 am
Nothing says “classy dad” like a plastic boob plate.
Comment from Jesus
Time: September 4, 2009, 9:54 am
Why haven’t I seen Lady GaGa walking around in this, yet?
Comment from jajAy123
Time: September 4, 2009, 10:38 am
Yes, because Dads, (and by extension, men) are nothing but immature, stupid dickheads who can’t find their way out of a grocery store, much less make an appropriate costume for their child.
I’m getting tired of this thinking that all men are essentially children unless their wives (i.e., their replacement mommies) are there to help them through life. Watch ANY amount of TV and you’ll see this exact same stereotype proliferated in numerous TV commercials.
Women didn’t like it when we referred to them as the “weaker sex” and told them to stay in the kitchen. You might say that turnabout is fair play, but for how long will we go back and forth like this?
Think about it men, stand up for yourselves. You’re not idiots, you’re not dumb. You don’t have to rely on your wives/girlfriends for every little thing.
Stand up and take back your masculinity.
Comment from evilkayak
Time: September 4, 2009, 10:44 am
lol @ the coney island mermaid parade. hahaha.a
Comment from John Davis
Time: September 4, 2009, 11:06 am
Hey now! Lookin good!
RT
Comment from macmerc
Time: September 4, 2009, 11:46 am
@ jajAy123
WHAT?! are you trolling, or a flaming idiot whose source of information is pop culture and stereotypes? rather than talking about studies, or statistics, or correlative information you refer to the television as cannon? you barely made a cogent argument in your “weaker sex” sentence, but just ran it down straight into the gutter.
you make feminists look dumb.
FAIL
Comment from seventoes
Time: September 4, 2009, 11:49 am
Rofl jajAy123, I think you need to step away from the computer for a couple days.
Comment from arkansaszippers
Time: September 4, 2009, 12:06 pm
@macmerc
Feminists ARE dumb. I mean c’mon, duh.
Comment from Bobby Howard
Time: September 4, 2009, 12:33 pm
Hey macmerc! Keep your opinion to yourself. That is hilarious. That man at least took his daughter out and took some time with her. What the hell is so “un classy” about this? You grow up or grow a sense of humor. GOOD JOB MERMAID DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish i had you as a dad.
Comment from Fanboy Wife
Time: September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm
I think the tail is hilarious, but why is she wearing fake breasts with pasties? She should also be wearing some green tights at least!
Comment from Gauge
Time: September 4, 2009, 2:13 pm
Haha, actually most guys are pretty clueless about anything but regurgitating raw facts. Sorry, just speaking from experience.
Comment from darkx4v13r
Time: September 4, 2009, 4:39 pm
@jajAy123 now go back in the kitchen and make me a pie..
Comment from dcoclasure
Time: September 4, 2009, 7:06 pm
@jajAy123, iron my shirt, bitch
Comment from eRLyN
Time: September 4, 2009, 7:20 pm
damn! talk about grotesque!
Comment from kat
Time: September 4, 2009, 7:49 pm
LMAO!! great comments!! (funny pic too!)
Comment from Shelley
Time: September 4, 2009, 8:30 pm
I’m just confused by the boobs.
Comment from jimmy
Time: September 5, 2009, 3:51 am
@jajay
hehehehehe, she’s wearing boobies!! <:B
kekekekeke!!
Comment from em
Time: September 5, 2009, 5:21 pm
it is pretty creative, see the little fishies hanging off her tail, it’s like he made a stage for her. perfect for showing off her giant fake boobs. ^-^
Comment from Liz
Time: September 10, 2009, 12:25 pm
I think that was meant for an older woman but mommy wouldn’t wear it.
Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: September 13, 2009, 12:02 pm
WTF?!?
that is a total dad fail…
Comment from OohLala
Time: September 25, 2009, 7:14 pm
1) EW.
2) EW.
3) Dad is a pedo. EW.
Comment from OohLala
Time: September 25, 2009, 7:16 pm
jajAy123 -
Stop screaming sexism.
That’s annoying.
The dad is an idiot.
And you probably KNOW that. But you just want to scream sexism. >.>
Comment from frits
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:58 am
He man, I tell enough people what to do at work. When I come home I want someone to tell ME what to do
Comment from waist cincher
Time: November 27, 2009, 11:32 am
LOL, great picture!
Comment from web
Time: January 9, 2010, 3:07 pm
I’m getting tired of this thinking that all men are essentially children unless their wives
Comment from Clamshells
Time: January 11, 2010, 12:29 am
This would have been a cute costume it she’d had a green swim/halter top minus the boobies.
But then again, real mermaids don’t wear clamshell bras.

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