Muff Diver

Not exactly the most appropriate T-shirt to be wearing when you’re walking hand and hand with your daughter…
Posted: September 16th, 2009 under Dad Fail, WTF?!?.
Comments: 17
Comments
Comment from Bethann
Time: September 16, 2009, 1:56 pm
I’m surprised someone didn’t call child services on him. Very tacky T-shirt in itself, but terrible while holding your little girl’s hand.
Comment from Bethannoy
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:19 pm
I agree that it is a tacky shirt; however, where is your head in assuming that a child of that age has any sense of the joke involved.
Perhaps child services should pay you a visit . . .
Comment from jim
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:39 pm
You shouldn’t get child services called on you for having bad taste. Everyone knows this guy is a retard, that is punishment enough.
Comment from ss
Time: September 16, 2009, 4:35 pm
Only in America.
Comment from Cozmo
Time: September 16, 2009, 6:12 pm
Come on, how do you think the kid came to be? Each generation superseeds the last in terms of sexual conduct… (ie – blow jobs were unheard of in the recent past, now they are almost expected)…. and NOW kids are getting caught doing it in high schools…. just wait until THIS generation starts getting filthy.
Comment from Gertie
Time: September 16, 2009, 6:32 pm
Looks photoshopped.
Comment from John H.
Time: September 16, 2009, 7:34 pm
He’s only an instructor. The girl is safe, but I feel sorry for his wife.
Comment from nyoki
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:24 pm
Well, I hope it’s his daughter.
Comment from Barry
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:33 pm
That’s not his daughter, it’s his practice dummy.
Comment from Neko
Time: September 17, 2009, 2:58 am
“Come on, how do you think the kid came to be?”
Well, penetrative sex with a penis entering a vagina and the resulting deposit of sperm resulting in a fertilised ovum is the usual way – I don’t think Momma got knocked up from the old man’s tongue, unless he’d been felching the cat maybe…
Comment from Harold Clark
Time: September 21, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yes time to pine for the old days , when at the first sign of danger, the dad on lost in space would send his son off into the wilderness with Dr Smith………
When kids were raised by proper parents like Joe Jackson(Michael’s dad)
When kids could spend time in church with the parish priest….
YIKES, given the latest scandals , Never mind, they are WAY safer with that guy than the priest………….
Comment from spike
Time: October 15, 2009, 5:12 am
Hey, Cosmos. So blow jobs were unheard of in the recent past? What’re you 8 or just plain stupid? Blow jobs have been around since sex was invented.
Comment from frits
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:48 am
@ss, 4:35 pm:
I hope your comment referse to Bethann’s 1:56 pm comment?
Ofcourse the t-shirt is absolutly inappropriate, but personally I find Bethans remark even more so, and probably more “only in America” as well…
Land of the free you say? :p
The rest of the worl looks in estonishment to what the USA call freedom, looks more like social prison. Do as your neighbour does….
Comment from LoL
Time: October 19, 2009, 5:56 pm
give dad a break.
it could’ve been laundry day.
Comment from a REAL MOM
Time: December 29, 2009, 9:32 am
what a LOSER.
Comment from Curious
Time: July 12, 2010, 6:13 pm
I learned about sex when i was 7 or 8. In today’s culture it’s not that rare. So…… there’s a good chance she does understand what it means.
Comment from Frank Nutz
Time: August 3, 2010, 12:19 am
I am outraged at this shirt!!
Now that women know there are “certified” muff divers out there, we are all going to have to take the course. And I just don’t have the time right now!

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