Raccoons

What’s worse than lifting up your children in their strollers to look at the animals? Taking them out of the stroller so that you can hang them over the edge by their feet to feed the animals…
Sent in by dana
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Dad Fail, Disaster Waiting to Happen.
Comments: 7
Comments
Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: September 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
…epic racoon fail…
That kid gonnna get rabbi’s
Comment from Harild Clark
Time: September 21, 2009, 11:01 pm
And the Michael Jackson sightings begin……..
Comment from Weekends Off
Time: September 25, 2009, 7:19 am
epic spelling failure- Mandarin Kitten-
the kid is in danger of getting a jewish religious leader?
The word you are looking for- is rabies.
Comment from Hell
Time: October 30, 2009, 1:14 pm
Oh come on, what’s the danger here? Oh no! The kid might fall on some snow and be cuddled to death by oversized rats?
Comment from Disgusted
Time: February 2, 2010, 2:19 pm
Wow, Hell, I hope dat was sarcasm seeing as Racoon’s arent excatly friendly all da time. Der’s been reports wer ppl hav been severly injured because of ur “cuddlesome oversized rats.”
Comment from Where
Time: April 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
Where in the world do you have raccoons as part of a zoo? That’s weird, I’d never pay to see something that shows up on my back porch at night!!
Comment from goodgrief
Time: May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
Raccoons are not vegetarian. They are not cuddly or harmless. Check out the claws on their paws – could easily rip your face off.
Stupid, stupid dad.

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